1. crocobaby:

    Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

    (via haiirflip)

  2. diabolicalcubussisters:

    well then WHAT is the point

    (Source: gyorgpair, via dietrum)

  3. okaymofo:

    you is kind

    you is smart

    you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

    (via thehilariousblog)

    shingekinokyojinheaven:

    the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thehilariousblog)

    • Me:   *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
    • Random Old Lady:   *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
    • ROL:   Isn't he a little old for you?
    • Me:   Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
    • Dad:   *chokes into his drink*
    • ROL:   You should respect your elders.
    • Me:   You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
    • Dad:   *chokes on his drink again*
    • ROL:   *storms off*
    • Dad:   *looks at me with a disapproving look*
    • Me:   What?
    • Dad:   Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
  4. Monday’s

    whatshouldwecallme:

    im-not-a-climbing-frame:

    kristyjacobo:

    Forever reblogging this.

    And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

    (Source: theclearlydope, via pizza)

  5. 5by5kevin:

    Roses are red
    And true love is rare
    Booty booty booty booty
    Rockin’ everywhere

    (via alzhighmers)

  6. originalgingerbro:

    I swear to god I give this exact look to at least 13 people a day.

    (via anorexic-penguin)

  7. d-o-r-ia-n:

    zannablack:

    superlockedinthephandom:

    sarajust:

    taggedbooty:

    offlcer:

    ♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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    TOO SOON

    IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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    oh my god

    FUCK

    (via anorexic-penguin)

  8. meatbicyclevevo:

    thetowndrugdealer:

    precumming:

    I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

    or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

    thats so rude

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

  9. nayx:

    *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

    (via fuckyeahloldemort)

  10. camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

    aqualateral:

    back to school commercials

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    back to school commercials after graduation

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    (via fuckyeahloldemort)