proctalgia:

    I always sleep with stuffed animals so now my dog sleeps with a tiny stuffed mouse and when I take it away she gets sad

    (via bumtumbling)

  1. professorgo:

    The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

    (Source: generic-art, via burgerkid)

  2. 4gifs:

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  3. Lucy Liu turns 46 in a month

    (Source: stunningpicture, via foxnewsofficial)

  4. petercapaldass:

    doctadonner:

    i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

    and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

    I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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    (via doughnot)

  5. awesomephilia:

    the person who named the umbrella meant to call it brella but they hesitated

    (Source: dutchster, via i-suck-dick)

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    phoneticmeow:

    Tumblr on November 1st

    (Source: hirohamahda, via peoplemagazine)

  6. 4gifs:

    Goalie has miraculous healing powers

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  7. greatjaggi:

    yanahma:

    greatjaggi:

    What the fuck is the “super” in superwholock supposed to represent

    Sigh. Look at this plebian. Lets get this cleared up once and for all:

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    "Super" = Superbad

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    "Who" = The Hoobs

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    "Lock" = John Locke from Lost

    Now can we please never have a misunderstanding about this again

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    Well im glad that’s cleared up

    (via crystaldomicile)

  8. neptunain:

    "GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

    "sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

    "oh rad bring it in"

    (via crystaldomicile)

  9. (Source: dank-daddy, via burgerkid)

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  10. sorelatable:

    It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

    (via dietrum)

  11. ultrafacts:

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