1. tensioned:

    why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

    (via thehilariousblog)

  2. huggingsherlockinthetardis:




    I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

    Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

    then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

    Pew pew

    (Source: 12-gauge-rage, via i-suck-dick)

  3. psych2go:

    Visit psych2go.net for the sources and new articles.


    To save its lone customers from the awkward perils of solo dining, The Moomin House Cafe kindly seats diners with stuffed animal companions called Moomins, a family of white hippo-like characters created by Finnish illustrator and writer Tove Jansson.

    (via foxnewsofficial)

  4. yelled:

    when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like


    (via burgerkid)

  5. lolshtus:

    You’re A Hazard, Harry

    (via thehilariousblog)

  6. ghost-of-augustus-waters:

    Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”

    (via i-suck-dick)

  7. fionagoddess:

    'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

    (via snorlaxatives)



    Robbie Coltrane with his double Martin Bayfield

    I want them to hold hands everywhere they go

    (Source: gallifreyfalls, via sarcastic-snowflake)

  8. ghostdrama:

    i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us

    (via snorlaxatives)

  9. zftw:


    i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

    she’s waiting for the salsa

    (via doughnot)

  10. (Source: iraffiruse, via i-suck-dick)

  11. worldofthecutestcuties:

    I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

    (via i-suck-dick)

  12. i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life

    (via burgerkid)

  13. (Source: nightmargin, via danisnotonfire)