pricklylegs:

    These are gold.

    (Source: thefergiefergs, via haiirflip)

  1. turkey-imported-from-maine:

    firelorcl:

    meladoodle:

    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

    (via pizza)

  2. dutchster:

    it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

    (via sarcastic-snowflake)

  3. sealcat:

    no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

    (via crrocs)

  4. connietough:

    #it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

    (Source: allrnate, via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

  5. awesomephilia:

    i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

    (Source: dutchster, via pizza)

    kristoffbjorgman:

    mrhaliboot:

    lovin-elsanna:

    exixiii:

    frickfractals:

    elsanna-fanboy:

    painting-the-town:

    in which elsa is a drug dealer

    ELSA sells ice = crack

    WE CRACKED THE CODE OF FROZEN

    This movie is literally covered in cocaine

    Anna jumping upon mounds of cocaine

    Elsa covering Arendelle in cocaine

    Elsa creating two creatures out of magical living cocaine

    Anna being shot in the heart with a blast of cocaine

    Thats why Hans got so messed up after Elsa revealed her powers!

    You all need to seek professional help.

    image

    well that would certainly explain the Sven voice

    (via doughnot)

  6. vvankinq:

    Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

    (Source: awwww-cute, via doughnot)

  7. accendas:

    i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

    (via pizza)

  8. conchitawurst:

    neptunain:

    we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

    Let her continue

    (via haiirflip)