1. punchself:

    i want to throw up when i think about the past and all the people that i used to be friends with and all the wrong things ive done and all the things ive said that i shouldnt have

    (via fish-are-food)

    rinface:

    sammylumpkins:

    I love them. 

    HAHA WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!

    OH MY GOD THE DBZ REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE O.O

    (via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

  2. youtubes5ever:

    idealisthymnal:

    aangnog:

    probend:

    PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

    what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

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    I laughed so fucking hard jesus

    (via hashtagugly)

  3. (via imaginarix)

  4. shitshilarious:

    "I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

    (Source: alxbngala, via hashtagugly)

  5. usasheeran:

    sheeriosnotcheerios:

    Yet another great twitter convo

    It gets better

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    (via foodismynigga)

  6. avatardedpotterhead:

    bootyguarcl:

    lavalamp-of-epicness:

    I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

    He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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    how

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    is all of that

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    frickin sugar?

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    wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

    Is ur dad cake boss

    (via i-suck-dick)

    paralol:

    i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

    ‘i freaking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

    (Source: notgoodwolf, via i-suck-dick)

  7. vaginapowersactivate:

    prestonhymas:

    Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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    I mean look at that. That’s water.

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    Flying water.

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    FLYING

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    FUCKING

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    WATER

    LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

    WHAT IS THIS

    HOW IS THIS EVEN

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    AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

    GOD DAMN, WHAT

    This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

    (Source: prestonhymas, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

  8. phanphanphan:

    part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

    (via pizza)

  9. ghore:

    I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

    (via pizza)

    (Source: sinclairsolutions, via doughnot)

  10. flapwagon:

    haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

    (via hi)

    (Source: psychiartist, via homeworkmyass)